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Big Bend Florida Sportsman Guide

Misc. Recipes

 

Collard Green Shortcake

Author Capt Ken

 Cook a beg mess of collard greens with a piece of smoked pork.(lots of fat) Cook for at least 6 hours.

 Serve collards over a piece of hot cornbread and top with a fried Porkchop.

 May be served as a meal for most folks or as a desert for us southern boys.

 Addition by Clint

 A shot of cider vinegar and a splash of habanero sauce on top of that would be like puttin' warm chocolate sauce a scoop of vanilla ice cream!                                                          

 

Best recipe for collard greens:

Author: Free Born

 Fry strips of bacon in iron skillet. Remove bacon and saute a bunch of chopped green onions. Add collard greens and stir fry until wilted and then cook covered until tender. A delight in Sloss Camp!!!

  

Florida Rice

Author miker2

 8oz-2 cups-shredded taco cheese blend

3/4 cup uncooked long grain white rice

1 cup salsa

1 cup water

enough of any kind of fish to cover about half of the 8x12 pan

a little ground red pepper if you like that kind of thing  heat oven to 350.  spray 8x12 glass dish with Pam or equiv. save half the cheese for topping, combine remaining cheese, rice, salsa and water, mix well, pour into dish and cover with foil.  bake for 45 to 50 minutes.  spread fish over top and recover-contiinue baking until rice and fish are done-about 30 to 40 minutes depending on thickness of fish and your oven.  uncover, sprinkle remaining cheese and bake uncovered for another 5 minutes or until cheese is thoroughly melted.   should feed four people.  this is really good stuff if you like spicy foods.

  

Capt Ken's Shrimp Boat Dumplins

 Boil chicken in clean (offshore) seawater. It should be just about right salt wise. Add Black pepper. When done, remove chicken from the broth and allow broth to cool some. Render off floating fat and return to stove. Slice 3 soft Tacos per person and add them to the boiling broth. Cook 5 minutes then return chicken back to the pot.

 This is a quick, tasty and inexpensive meal. You can add celery, carrots, onions, and potatoes if desire.

 

Chicken Wings

Author Tail Bait

 Well if all else fails and no fish are caught. This is my recipe for chicken wings 1.Cut up wings, put em on the grill, brush with a jar of hooters hot wing sauce ( ya have to nuke it). Brush em once for mild wings twice for med and so on. I usually brush em twice towards the end of cooking.  These are great wings and they have a lot less fat than deep fried too. go great with ice cold corona.

  

Diabetic Friendly Cornbread

Author Cliff-Bond

                               1 Cup Cream of Wheat

                              1 Cup Self Rising Flour

                              1 Cup buttermilk / plain milk

                              1/3 Cup Oil

                              1/2 Teaspoon Salt

                              1 Egg

 

Mix Well and Bake @ 400* Until Golden Brown

 This is a recipe for cornbread without all the carbs that corn adds to it. It tastes great, just as good as regular cornbread. We eat it all the time at my house and I can't even tell the diff. 

 

 

Favorite Dish with Fish

Author j99rider

 Here is a quick easy dish but best cooked in a  deep fat fryer like a fry daddy.

 Fried Pickle Slices

 Slice pickles approximately 1/4 inch thick set aside to dry a little on a paper towel.

 Heat fryer

 Ingredients:

1/2 cup all purpose flour, 1/2 cup yellow cornmeal sifted together my choice, however, u may layer same.  Take the pickle slices and slosh on a few drops of hot sauce (your choice) dredge in flour/cornmeal

mixture.  Gently place in heated fryer, as any water hits will splatter easier to be careful than get burned.   Remove when golden, eat while hot. Enjoy

 

Fried Cornbread

Author Capt. Ken

Boil water. Easy enough? (just raise the temperature to above 212 degrees and it should boil anywhere except in Death Valley- You might have to go to 213 or so there)  To one cup of white or yellow cornmeal, add a little salt. Then add enough scalding water to make a very thick paste. Spoon into a skillet with about 1/8" of very hot grease.(lard or bacon grease is best. Flatten with Spatula. Flip once and flatten again. Shouldn't take over 2 minutes per side if the grease is hot enough. Drain on absorbent towels.

 Goes good with all "Southern" vegetable dishes.

  

Fried Grits.

Author Capt Ken

 Instant Grits work just fine. Combine instant Grits salted to taste with enough scalding water to make a thick paste.(I like mine pretty salty.)

Fry 'em just like you'd fry Hushpuppies.

  

Tartar Coleslaw for fish sandwiches

Author Capt Ken

Shread fresh cabage as for Cole Slaw. (I prefer mine shreaded rather than chopped to mush in the food processor.)  We use only cabage in our slaw. No carots (unless you gotta have color) and no onions in our regular slaw, just a vinegar/buttermilk/mayo/sugar or sweetener dressing .  Here is what we used night before last for the fish sandwiches.

 

                              Three cups of shreaded cabage.

                              1/2 cup Hellman's Mayo.

                              1/2 cup Sour Cream

                              1 teaspoon Vinegar

                              1 package of "Sweet and Low" (could use sugar)

                              1 Tablespoon of Dill Relish.

                              1 Tablespoon finely chopped onion.

                              1 teaspoon finely chopped fresh dill weed.

                              1 teaspoon fresh Horseradish.

 Keeps well for a week or so.

 I put a lot on my fish sandwich. This makes a sandwich into a serious meal.

 A fish sandwich for me consists of a Kaiser Roll with 3-5 Grouper cheeks or a half pound fillet with about 2/3 cup of Tartar Coleslaw.

  

"Breading" for a low carbohydrate diet.

Author Capt Ken

Crush a bunch of fried pig skins and use it in place of crackercrumbs, meal or flour. Dry fish thoroughly, dip in beaten egg then roll in the crushed pigskins. Good! No carbohydrate.

 Addition by jonguthrie

 Grated Parmesan cheese also works well.      

 

Smoked TURKEY

Author Esteban

Smoking a turkey in your Brinkman grill? 

One large bird, washed & quarter 2 lemons & put in cavity.  Heaping pile of charcoal in bottom pan.  Quarter 3 oranges & place in top pan & fill with water.[ can add 1/5th of white inexpensive wine, also]

 Get coals red hot& grayish, spread & place water pan in place.  Put turkey on top grill[ can cook 2 birds but pick smaller ones].  Cover & let it smoke.   TRY NOT to take cover off because it looses so much heat.  Check through small door every hour, or so, & add lighter fluid soaked charcoal & more water as needed.Try to keep temperature in gauge on smoker in upper ideal range.   Add wood chips [ I used waterlogged pieces of hickory wood]occasionally.  Takes a LONG time [ 10-12 hours] but delicious.  Use meat thermometer in thickest portion of thigh to test for doneness.[185+ degrees]  Remove & let sit for 15 minutes or so to make it carve better.

Addition by ceo65

 couple of things you can do to make it even better... first, brine the bird overnight, in a brine of 1/2 cup Kosher salt, 1/2 cup brown sugar,

spices to taste (some folks add Tobasco, red pepper flakes, black pepper, etc to the brine)per gallon of water. The salt/sugar get into the bird and add a LOT of flavor. Second, use pecan wood if you can get it. It has a milder flavor that doesn't overpower the turkey. I usually cook mine until the meat in the thickest part of the thigh hits 170. Since the family keeps asking me to smoke another turkey every chance they get, I figure it must be pretty good.

  

Hunters Marinate

Author Capt.Guy

 One heck of a marinate for just about anything but it really works great on venison:

                    4 tbl spoons Kinkoman Soy Sauce

                    1 tbl spoon of Balsamic Vinager

                    1 tbl spoon olive oil

                    1 t spoon McCormicks "Montreal Steak" seasoning

 Mix thouroghly and let meat sit for 30 minutes on each side, Grill to taste. One hint: If you are cooking venison do not cook it until it is leather. It is much better if cooked med. rare to med.

  

Crunchy Fried Cabbage Salad

Author WideOpenII

 This recipe has probably been done for years, but I discovered it about a month ago, and served it to a bunch of hungry hunters. There wasn't much left over from a huge bowl of the stuff. If you don't like steamed cabbage, you will still like this. It's got a crunchy texture, and doesn't produce the smelly kitchen that boiling cabbage tends to produce.

1 or 2 cabbage heads, chopped very coarsely. Pieces about 3/4" at least.

1 large sweet onion, chopped coarsely

1 large Green bell pepper, chopped medium dice
1 large Red bell pepper, chopped medium dice

Tblsp of minced garlic

Tblsp of olive oil in hot LARGE skillet

White wine for deglazing

Good brand of Balsalmic Vinegar
Salt, Pepper,
Sprinkle of cayenne pepper or Cajun seasoning.
Sprinkle of Celery salt

Chop all the veggies and have them ready.  Put olive oil in hot skillet, enough to coat. You'll need a darn big skillet for all the veggies, but they will cook down somewhat. If you're making a big batch, I'd suggest frying it as a couple separate batches. I've found a huge pile of veggies in the skillet tends to steam the veggies versus sauteing them.

Put the onions, peppers and garlic in the skillet and saute until the onions begin to wilt slightly, you want them to still be crunchy.
Season to taste.

Add the cabbage and continue to saute, folding the veggies so they all get a chance on the bottom of the skillet.

After a couple minutes, the bottom of the pan should begin to brown a little and it's time to de-glaze. De-glaze with a shot or two of white wine and continue to stir. Add a pinch of celery salt, and a pinch or two of the cayenne or cajun seasoning to taste.

At the end, add a couple good dashes of Balsalmic Vinegar and stir to mix with the veggies.

The whole cooking process should take less than 10 minutes.

You could sprinkle in some slivered almonds or cashews when you add the cabbage as well.

We served this with a smoked pork butt and baked sweet potatoes. Darn good. For dinner last night, I had the cabbage salad with a sweet potato, and it was quite tasty, very filling, and I think a pretty healthy meal.

 

Greasy Greens

Author Capt Ken

"You can't cook no collard greens without bacon grease." (Rebecca Armstead, sometime about 1952) Rebecca could sho' cook greens. I can too.

I am definitely not a fan of Turnip Greens. They are too bitter for my taste. Give me Mustard, young Collards, Rutabegga, or Kale any time. Very young Turnip Greens are ok and the Trurnips themselves are fine when added to any pot of greens. Young Dandelion and even Radish Greens beat Turnip Greens.

I start out with a half cup or even a little more fresh bacon grease or fresh pork sausage grease in a large pot with lid. Get the grease as hot as possible without burning it. Load it with as many greens as you can get into the pot, (Git this done as fast as possible) then add a cup of boiling, salted water and cover quickly. This creates a lot of steam to start with. Allow the greens to steam and boil for about 5 minutes then cover with salted water and cook as long as you want to.

Suthrn' cookin' of greens and green beans means you cook them until everything is mighty tender. Sharon is a dam'yankee and cooks vegetables a helluva lot less than they should be cooked.(In my opinion.)

Greens sure stink up the house but that is a mighty small price to pay for a mess of greens. If you can't stand the smell, have a fresh Apple Pie baking about the time you start cooking the greens.

Call me in time for dinner.

Greens and porkchops, greens and ham, greens and fried chicken. Mighty fine and a time honored Suthrn' menu. If you aren't carb conscious, add a helping of sweet 'taters and maybe some dirty rice to go with it. A couple of slices of fresh tomato works well too. Add a scoop of Bryer's French Vanilla Ice Cream to my pie, will you?

Addition by SlowMovin

 This ain't the healthiest way to cook greens, but it sho' do tastes good...

Pan fry a chicken leg quarter (drumstick & thigh attached) in some butter, salt, pepper, etc. When it's done, stir some flour into the grease and cook up a roux, then add some water to get a thick, brown gravy. Put the raw greens directly into the gravy, stir 'em around a little, then cover and let 'em sit on medium or medium-low heat for ten minutes or so. Throw in some corn bread and that's some gooood eatin'!

Oh, when I was talking about that pick-a-pepper sauce, I meant the vinegar with the peppers soaked in it. I don't remember what it's called, but it's sho nuff good on greens.

 

Fried Chicken without the Carbs

Author Capt Ken

 I fry 2# of Sausage every week. I have a large skillet and fry it all at one time. I roll out 2# of patties and fry 'em up. This usually leaves about 1/4" of spicey sausage grease in the skillet.

At dinner time, I fry a couple of boneless chicken breasts in the left over sausage grease.

All I do is heat the skillet and grease. While the grease is getting up to temperature, I season the chicken breasts with a little Cajun seasoning and a dash or two of lemon pepper.

I place the chicken breasts in the grease, seasoned side down. Next I season the top side as before.

Brown on one side, flip, then brown the other side. You will definitely need a spatter shield.

After browning both sides (fast, in very hot skillet) add 1/4 cup of water and cook covered until the water is gone. Chicken will be done through and through and nice, moist and tender.

Serve with a Spinach/lettuce/tomato/onion salad with Vinaigrette dressing for a very low carb meal. I usually add Shredded Mozzarella Cheese to increase the protein content of the meal.

Yeah, there is some fat but you'd be surprised how little is absorbed by the chicken when you don't add breading and place the chicken in very hot grease to start with.

  

CoonAss Ice Cream or Red Beans, Sausage and Rice

Author Capt Ken

 This is a long time favorite dish of mine. I think Art and Linda Rowland of Satsuma, AL turned me on to it.

Ingredients:
1 pound red beans (Kidney beans)
1 large Bell Pepper, chopped
1 large onion chopped (I use Yellow Onions)
1 clove garlic minced
1 Bay Leaf
Salt and pepper (be careful because the Sausage is salty)
Red pepper (for heat)
Water
1 pound Andouille Sausage cut into 1/2-3/4" pieces.

Directions:

Wash beans in large Dutch oven or cast iron pot and remove any bad beans.
Soak all day or follow quick cook instructions on the bean package and allow to cool. Add onions, bell pepper, garlic & Bay leaf and cook until beans are tender. (usually 1 and 1/2 -2 hours. In the last 30 minutes of cooking, mash some of the beans to thicken the "gravy," and add the sausage . Cook on low for 30 minutes, stirring occasionally to prevent sticking as the gravy thickens. Taste and add salt and pepper to suit your own palate.

Serve as a "stand alone" dish or over cooked rice.

This should be enough to serve 6 big eaters.

  

Collards n Cabbage

Author Capt Ken

 As an old southr'n boy, I was raised on Collards and have always prefered them to Turnip Greens. My Mom almost always cooked Collards and Cabbage together. The exception being very young and tender Collards.

No doubt, cooking greens of any kind stink up the house. Rutabegas are the worst. I love the taste but have a helluva time with the smell in the house.

I cooked Collards n' Cabbage on the side burner of my gas grill outside tonight. I added a nice chunk of smoked ham to the greens, about 2 quarts of water, salt, and some Creole seasoning to the pot. I cooked then for about an hour and a half. Even the largest stems were tender.

I served the greens with some really good ham---fried. Nothing else, just greens and ham. I cooked enough greens for at least 4 normal folks but Sharon and I ate them all. At the table, I added a little pepper sauce to my greens. This is the last bottle of pepper sauce my Dad made. Mighty fine indeed.

 

Venison Summer Sausage

Author Clewless

 Here you go Clint.

For 10 pounds of sausage:

8# of lean venison (about 1 good sized ham)
2# of fatty pork butt

mix the following together well

1 tbsp ground black pepper
6 tbsp uniodized salt
4 tbsp powdered dextrose
1 tbsp ground corriander
1 tsp ground ginger
2 tsp garlic powder
6 tbsp corn syrup solids
6 ounces "Fermento"
2 level tsp Cure #1

Start with well chilled meat. Grind the meat through a 3/16" plate. In a large tub mix together the ground meat and powder mixture from above. It is important this be well mixed, and kitchen gloves can help keep your hands warm in the cold ground meat.

Pack into a tub, cover, and place in the refrigerator for 2 days.

Regrind the mixture through a 3/16" plate and pack tightly into casing. I use a fibrous "beef stick" casing, other sizes or beef middles work too. Fibrous casing must be soaked in water for 20 - 30 minutes before use.

After stuffing, hang at room temperature for 4-5 hours to dry, longer if it is humid. Place in a smoker heated to 120 - 130 degrees F and apply a heavy smoke for 3 - 4 hours until a good color is on the casing.

Raise the smoker temperature to 165 degrees and cook until the sausage internal temperature is 145 degrees.

Immediately after cooking pour or spray cold water onto the sausage until the temperature is 120 degrees or less. Eliminates wrinkles and shrinking.

Hang at room temperature for approximately 2 hours (the longer the hang, the darker the sausage).

Place in refrigerator for 1 day and it is ready to eat.

The cure I use is a pre-mixed amount of 1 ounce of sodium nitrate on 1 pound of a salt carrier. "Fermento" is a bacteria culture on a dairy powder. It develops the tangy taste and is easier than relying on wild bacteria.

I get my sausage equipment and ingredients from the sausage maker: http://www.sausagemaker.com

I cut the 24" fibrous casings in half to 12" each. This is a much easier product for me to handle in my small smoker. I can do a double batch (20#) of sausage in my Brinkman electric water smoker. I use cotton string to tie the sausage to the top grill and hang them in the smoker. The bottom grill is in place to catch any sausages that might break loose and keep them out of the water pan. I use a Maverick remote thermometer to monitor my smoker temperatures and another to monitor the sausage.

If the smoker gets too hot (above 175 degrees?) the fat will start to melt out of the sausage leaving a grainy meat coated with grease when you are finished. The hardest part of the whole deal for me is keeping my smoker temp at or below 165 while getting the product up to 145. It is easier to do this on cold days rather than warm.

 

Quail or Dove

Author WideOpenII

 Dove season opened up this weekend, and I really was not looking forward to the same old dove breasts wrapped in bacon, grilled til dry, and about as tender as a deck shoe.

Tried something different. And it worked out very well.

MARINATED DOVE (or Quail) BREASTS

Fresh dove breasts, rinsed --- figure 4 per person

Fresh jalapeno peppers -- seeds and membrane removed, julienned strips

1 Onion - sliced and then slice them in half to make individual slivers of onion. Should be relatively thick slices

Monterry Jack Cheese - very cold, not frozen. Cut in pieces 1/2 inch square and 2" long. Enough for one piece per breast

Zesty Italian Dressing - 1 bottle

Texas Pete or Crystal Louisiana Hot Sauce, Tabasco is too hot for this.

Juice of 1 lemon

Juice of 1 lime

Juice of 1 orange

Fresh Rosemary sprigs

1 lb package of Bacon - cut strips in half. Enough for 1 piece per breast

Round Toothpicks

CHARCOAL GRILL WORKS BETTER THAN GAS FOR THIS.

Rinse and clean the dove breasts -
Marinate in zip lock bag in the Italian dressing & Rosemary sprigs for about 4 hours in refrigerator.

Remove from marinade and begin the wrapping process.

Place a julienned piece of Jalapeno and/or onion slice on top of breast (or you can place it against the back (bone) side. Add the very cold cheese slice and then wrap the bacon slice around the breast to hold all the other "surprises". Use a toothpick to hold the bacon in place. It will pierce through the breastbone pretty easily, and makes a convenient place for the tongs to grab while grilling.

When all are wrapped, place them in a pyrex dish and drizzle with the Texas Pete, and the citrus juices.

Place in refrig for another hour or so.

Build charcoal fire so that there is a hot side and "warm" side of the grill area.
Cook on the hot side of a charcoal grill for just a couple minutes on each side til the bacon is almost cooked. Then place them on the warm side away from the direct heat of the charcoal, and put the lid on to let them smoke for about 20 or so minutes.

Bacon should be cooked completely, cheese melted, and the breasts should be medium to medium well at the bone.

Serve with mashed potatoes or cheese grits.

Works well with quail also.

Enjoy.

  

Fried Grits

Author Capt Ken

 Instant Grits are the way to fly here.

Cook Instant Grits as per the package instructions but with only 1/2 the water. This generally entails adding boiling water to the grits and stirring. If you only use 1/2 the recommended water, you will have a very thick "Grit batter."

Heat bacon grease in a skillet until it is hot but not smoking. (Vegetable oil can be substituted but you miss out on taste and cholesterol)

Using a wet tea spoon, spoon dolops of the batter into the skillet and flatten with the back of the spoon. If your grease is hot, you will need to turn the first one as soon as you finish with filling the skillet. Turn them in reverse order. Be careful. They will burn quickly.

This is exactly the way I make the fried corn bread but you get a much different taste, reminicent of corn tortilla chips.

I serve them with most any pork dish. They go great with Mexican food too. Sweet Sangria, the kind they make at Casa Giardo is perfect with them.

If you like carbs and cholesterol, these are the tickets.

 

Carolina Red ColeSlaw

Author WideOpenII

I was raised in North Carolina around some of the best backwoods barbeque around. Up there, cole slaw is a little different, especially in eastern NC, famous for its barbeque. Instead of a mayo-based slaw, this slaw is vinegar and tomato based, thus the red color. Some people call it barbeque slaw, others call it marinated slaw. I just call it good. I think it keeps considerably longer because there's no mayo in it. It's great on hot dogs, barbeque, and if you go to any of the NC "fish camps" to eat, you'll get red slaw with your hush puppies and fried flounder.

I haven't found any place in GA that serves this, and finally found a good recipe for it.

One other thing, as for coarsely grated, a standard box-style grater works fine, but it's hell on your knuckles. I tried using a basic food processer this weekend. Chop the cabbage up into chunks about as big as 2 marshmallows and put them in food processor. Do a few quick bursts and you're done. It takes about 3 batches to do a whole cabbage. You get a more consistent and finer cut, which I think works better. Don't grind it too long or it becomes a liquid goo.


Piedmont Style Cole Slaw

Makes 8 to 10 Servings
Prep: 20 min., Chill 2 hours


1/2 cup sugar
2/3 cup ketchup
1/2 cup cider vinegar
2 teaspoons salt
1 teaspoon pepper
2 teaspoons hot sauce
¼ cup diced pimentos
¼ cup fine diced tomato with juice (optional)
1 medium-size green cabbage,
coarsely grated

STIR together first 6 ingredients in a large bowl until blended. Add cabbage to bowl, and toss to coat. Cover and chill 2 hours

 

African Chicken Curry

Author UPaCreek

AFRICAN CHICKEN CURRY
INGREDIENTS
1 tablespoon olive oil
1 onion, chopped
2 cloves garlic, peeled and chopped
1 bay leaf
1 (14.5 ounce) can whole peeled tomatoes, drained
2 teaspoons curry powder
1/8 teaspoon salt
1 (2 to 3 pound) whole chicken, bones and skin removed, cut into pieces
1 (14 ounce) can unsweetened coconut milk
1 lemon, juiced

Heat olive oil in a large, heavy skillet over medium heat. Stir in the onion, garlic, and bay leaf, and sauté until onion is lightly browned. Mix tomatoes, curry powder, and salt into the skillet, and continue cooking about 5 minutes. Mix in the chicken, and cook 15 to 20 minutes, until no longer pink and juices run clear.
Reduce skillet heat to low. Stirring constantly, gradually blend in the coconut milk over a period of about 10 minutes. Mix in lemon juice just before serving.
Makes 4 servings.

 

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

Author Chris

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer... Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make
sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup.. just in case.

Turn off the mixer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a screwdriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for consisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a hoot. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to
beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

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